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Redneck New YearÂ’s

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Folks, New Years’ Eve has got to be our favorite holiday besides Thanksgivin’. “Yes, Thanksgivin’, dude – high five on that one.” While some folks choose to party in the clubs and bars, we like to keep it ‘neck. We head out to the camp with a ton of friends for one hell of a night of rowdiness. If some of you folks out there have never thrown down in the woods, you need to – it’s pretty damn fun. We decided to tell y’all what we like to do, so maybe next year, y’all could check it out for ya’ self.The first thing you do is get a head count of everybody that’s coming.

Summertime, and the Movies are Easy

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It's about that time. For moviegoers (and I hope fans of Christmas forgive the comparison), it's the most wonderful time of the year. Memorial Day officially marks the beginning of the summer movie season, but arachnophobes and arachnophiles alike will notice that Spider-Man 3 is a few weeks ahead the game, hitting theatres on May 4.Okay, so the studio didn't heed my advice and make Spidey 3 a word-for-word remake of Amazing Spider-Man #256 and #257, where Spider-Man took on the erstwhile villain known as Puma! What? You never heard of him?

Robots and HollyRedStickWood

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It's hot out there. Louisiana hot. It's hot enough to cook things in your shorts. Yes, crotch-pot cooking is the order of the day at this summery time in our Bayou State. And where better to escape the humidity that permeates the very groin of your being than in a nice, cool movie theater? WouldnÂ’t it be nice? Of course, I always have to get the nachos with the extra jalapenos, so my summertime persists long after the movie experience is over. It's called posterior sunburn. But I digressÂ… You should see a movie or two; keep the economy going. It's your duty as an American.

Breaking into the Movies, Louisiana Style

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Okay, you love movies.  You've seen hundreds of them.  You've enjoyed at least a dozen.  So why remain a passive spectator?   Wouldn't you love to be behind the camera, deciding the look, tone, and direction of a movie?  Or pose nude in front of the camera?  Wait, I meant act. ACT in front of the camera.It's time to take charge, Louisiana.

Spooky Time Is Back Again!

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Well, Tim Burton's epic stop-motion classic is back! The Nightmare Before Christmas is hitting theaters.  Again!  But this time it's in 3-D! Wait, it was in 3-D the last time it came to the movies, last year.  Okay, this time it's exactly the same as it was last year! How exciting!Seriously, along with movies like Silent Night, Deadly Night and Black Christmas, it looks like the Halloween spirit is really driving to take over the Big Day!  Not that it'll ever happen, but if it ever happens, I think I see the way it'll play out.

I Did It All for the Wookie

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December, Le Decembre, Diciembre, Dezember, Juu-ni Getsu. Yes, yes, that magical month is upon us. In many parts of the Northern Hemisphere, it means snowball fights, snow angels, tobogganing, and school cancellations due to inclement weather. Here, it pretty much means the rain gets a little colder. But it is also that magical time of year when the boob tube bestows upon us the magic of the Christmas TV special. Don't it feel good to be an American?

The Evening Grind

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Hi there, boys and girls! Today, I’d like to talk about a little thing called manners, particularly regarding one’s behavior in public places. I’d like to know when it became acceptable for a young man to come up behind a young lady (a complete stranger, mind you) and proceed to grind his crotch upon her buttock while dancing in a nightclub.I’m not talking about when a guy and a girl are eyeing each other all night suggestively, and the guy takes a chance by casually making his way across the room and gliding up behind her in time to the music.

Flakes, Flautas, and More Flakes

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The Winter Olympics are awful. The reason they happen only once every four years is so that people forget how boring figure skating truly is. What the hell is curling, anyway? It appears to be a team shuffleboard sport with some sort of housekeeping fetish. WomenÂ’s hockey? Really? 

Thankfully!

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I am so happy that Terrell Owens did not attempt to commit suicide. Not that I care about him as a person or a football player, because I am sicker of seeing him on TV than I am of seeing myself naked. For those of you that have seen me naked, you already know how horrendous that can be. For those that haven’t, picture…never mind; you don’t want that picture.

November 2007 BACS

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For our honorable mention entry this month, we had several candidates from which to choose. There was the West Virginia ambulance driver who was charged with DUI for transporting a patient while hopped-up on drugs. We also had a local candidate who was arrested twice in one night at two different DWI checkpoints in Tangipahoa Parish.


 

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