I don’t play “sports.” I play golf, but I mean the physical sports like football, baseball, rodeo…those types of things. The reason for this is that I was born with a not-so-rare physical deformity known as being white. Yes, it’s true. I’m white and because of that, I may never play in the NBA. I’m hoping that, one day, science will find a cure, but I’m not holding my breath.