The Red Shtick Podcast, Episode 54: “I Need a Co-sign for a 1969 Buick Riviera.”

Publisher Jeremy White welcomes Knick Moore and comedian Howard Hall Jr. to this week’s show, which right off the bat devolves into a discussion about midget dicks and running train.

Knick and Howard reminisce about the time they starred in a rather unique ad campaign for a Baton Rouge copier company. They also debate if Howard’s “made it” yet since whoever achieves that status first has to buy the other a vintage car.

Thanks to a Baton Rouge ad agency, Knick and Howard have been life partners since 2008.
Thanks to a Baton Rouge ad agency, Knick and Howard have been life partners since 2008.
The 31-year-old Howard explains how he has grandkids before the panel tackles a story about how “flushable” wipes are clogging American sewers. This somehow leads to Howard’s story about the time his comedic prowess kept him out of jail.

Jeremy brings up the story of a 29-year-old Monroe woman who is charged with deserting her seven kids. He then speculates that she left them alone to go get Burger King’s new lower-calorie fries. (Nice segue, huh?)

After offering a nice promo for “The Bicoastal Hootenanny Starring Nate & Adam,” the guys zero in on whether Miley Cyrus is being “co-signed” by blacks. An awesome 105-second improv scene about co-signing ensues.

Turning to international news, Jeremy is shocked to learn that marijuana has been illegal in Jamaica for the past 100 years, and Knick explains how it is now legal to publicly masturbate in Sweden, but with an interesting caveat.

Doesn’t this make you want to go out a buy a shitload of copiers right now?
Doesn’t this make you want to go out and buy a shitload of copiers right now?
The guys riff about facial hair and female genitalia before Jeremy brings up the Arizona Cardinals’ Rashad Johnson and how he unknowingly lost the tip of his middle finger while playing against the Saints this past Sunday. This prompts Knick to share his morose fantasy involving LeBron James and Nick Saban.

The show eventually wraps up after Howard tells us about his recent and upcoming gigs – including corporate shows and a local TV commercial – but not before Jeremy manages to shoehorn in HIS experience starring in a local TV commercial … AND a humblebrag about the time he had dinner with porn legend Ron Jeremy, just for good measure.