Injury Attorney Declares Half-Acre Sovereign Territory

The law firm Spencer Calahan Injury Lawyers announced it has seceded from the United States, declaring the modest parcel it occupies in Beauregard Town as the independent nation of Calahanistan.
The firm declared its national independence via a press release printed on a parchment scroll.
According to the release, Calahanistan will seek international recognition as well as a seat at the United Nations.
Calahanistan will seek international recognition as well as a seat at the United Nations.
The commercially zoned plot at the 800 block of St. Louis Street is now the tiniest country in the world, boasting a population of about eight. Five of those are apparently law firm employees while the rest seem to be homeless people.

When asked for comment, Calahan bellowed, “Bow before His Majestic Graceful Highness!”