Once upon a time, March was the first month of the year, and it was dedicated to Mars, the god of war, signaling that the holidays were over and it was time to get up and go aÂ’killing once again. Now itÂ’s dedicated to St. Patrick, warning any future saints that if you do anything of note in Ireland, theyÂ’re gonna drink on your birthday.St. PatÂ’s is on a Friday this year, which means the majority of you wonÂ’t have to work the next day, which means youÂ’ll probably overdo it again this year. Well, fear not! Your Uncle Knick is here to help you out.