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LSU Football Fans Spend Summer Preparing for Saban Mindfuck

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Instead of kicking back and relaxing on vacation, many Tiger football fans are passing the dog days of summer mentally preparing to ward off being brain-raped by Alabama head coach Nick Saban.

Saban_WinkCountless LSU fans are practicing yoga, tai chi, and transcendental meditation to protect themselves from Saban’s emotional sodomy.

Several Purple and Gold devotees say they’re engaging in such traditionally Eastern spiritual practices out of desperation to gird themselves against falling victim once again to another cranial screw job by the former LSU head coach.

Injury Attorney Declares Half-Acre Sovereign Territory

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The law firm Spencer Calahan Injury Lawyers announced it has seceded from the United States, declaring the modest parcel it occupies in Beauregard Town as the independent nation of Calahanistan.
The firm declared its national independence via a press release printed on a parchment scroll.
According to the release, Calahanistan will seek international recognition as well as a seat at the United Nations.
Calahanistan will seek international recognition as well as a seat at the United Nations.

The Red Shtick Podcast, Episode 44: “Adam Wilson and Josh Pinkston Take A Mulligan”

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Publisher Jeremy White manages to finally get friend of the show Joshua Pinkston and “Bicoastal Hootenanny” costar Adam Wilson back together on the podcast after technical issues thwarted an attempt to record an episode at Josh’s tailgate in November.

Jeremy stumbles out the gate by completely missing an obvious current events metaphor from Joshua before the guys touch on the aftermath of the George Zimmerman verdict. They then dabble in a philosophical discussion about black-on-black violence.

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