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HuntinÂ’ Safety Tips

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Folks, hunting season is upon us again. For all you hunters out there, we wish you good luck this year, and we would like to remind yÂ’all to be safe out there. Over the years, weÂ’ve had our own close calls hunting, so we decided to share some of our safety tips with yÂ’all.

•    Always wear your hunterÂ’s orange vest. Never take it off and place it on the deer you just shot to remember where it is, while you go get your four-wheeler to haul it back to camp. People will shoot at you.

 

New Reality Series Follows the Antics of Celebrity Stalkers

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You know them, you love them, and some people love them more, way more. Imagine following your favorite celebrities around all day. Around the clock. Even after they go to sleep. Sending them flowers, chocolates, and animal parts. You won’t have to imagine that much longer as Fox (isn’t it always Fox?) will be putting on “Walking in the Footsteps of the Famous.”

Jimmy Swaggart

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Recently, during one of his televised sermons, local televangelist Jimmy Swaggart made an eye-popping remark about gays fighting for the right of same-sex marriage.

Local Loser Causes Scene

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I was at a local eatery a week or so ago and watched an interesting scene. Gnat Bankston was on his cell phone when music started playing. Instead of going outside to continue his phone call (WHICH YOU SHOULD ALWAYS DO, BECAUSE OTHERWISE IT’S RUDE AND MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE AN ASS), he became irate and pulled out the classic line, “Do you know who I am?” to which a patron responded, “Yeah, you’re the guy who doesn’t stand a chance in the election.”

The Forgotten

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Ever since I saw Boogie Nights, I promised myself that I would see every movie in which Julianne Moore appears. A performance that slutty deserves nothing less. After watching her in The Forgotten, IÂ’ve started to question my loyalty. ItÂ’s one of those movies that make you wonder what and how much the cast smoked before signing on.

High Hopes and Low Aspirations

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The Red Shtick Podcast, Episode 53: “Hang On, Sunny. We’ll Get to Miss America.”

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Publisher Jeremy White hosts a somewhat hurried episode with contributors Sunny Weathers (who has an anniversary dinner to attend) and Knick Moore (who can’t wait to go home and finally play Grand Theft Auto V).

The boys start the show with a healthy discussion about the ghettoness of different Baton Rouge neighborhoods and how the ethnic landscape can drastically change within a block or two.

A Completely Platonic Love Letter to the Smallest Woman in the World

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I’m absolutely captivated by a woman whom I have only seen on television and the internet. I don’t want this to come off as condescending (which means it will), but I’m pretty sure I need the smallest woman in the world in my life. And if I can just get my message to her somehow, someway, and let her know that I really just want what’s best for her (living with me full time), I know she will go for it!

The Bicoastal Hootenanny 0033: “It’s a Wonder He Didn’t Think They Were Still in Chicago”

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Pretentious friends… we’ve all got them. Spiders… we all fear them (right?).

Nate starts off this week’s episode bitching about a pretentious friend and a black widow spider. Meanwhile, Adam rags on Nate for being uncomfortable/afraid of roller coasters.

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