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Updated date: Wednesday, March 5, 2014 - 11:38

If there's one thing the world needs more of, it's humor involving Viagra and/or sex.

A strange thing happened when Viagra was initially released, back in the "dark ages" when many old coots had to settle for holding hands or plotting ways to spend the grandkidsÂ’ inheritance. You see, when Viagra first came out, roughly half of the medical plans in America covered it. This might not...

Updated date: Wednesday, March 5, 2014 - 11:37

Well, look whoÂ’s in the runoff for EBR Mayor-President. ItÂ’s Bobby Simpson and Kip Holden. Does this sound familiar? It should if you were around here four years ago. Remember what happened back then? ThatÂ’s right: Bobby narrowly won. Some folks believe the outcome will be the same this November 2. IÂ’d like to take this opportunity to remind these folks that a great deal has changed in the...

Updated date: Tuesday, March 4, 2014 - 12:57

It seems the media has been really focusing on the weather for the past few weeks. Not only the weather hitting and slamming into the gulf, but also the weather from around the world. I have to ask the media this: WHO CARES? Of course there are tornados and tidal waves in Japan; big deal! We nuked them 70 years ago and gave them radioactive rain. The Black Sea is flooding; whoop dee doo! We...

Updated date: Tuesday, March 4, 2014 - 12:56

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You're a Libra, arenÂ’t yaÂ’, darlin'? Well then, ACK LIKE ONE. Don't you know what Libras are famous for? Mind-blowing lap dances for tall men. So, go find yourself a tall man, and give him a lap dance.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Just because gay marriage has been banned doesn't mean you have to protest by wearing nothing but a tube sock and body paint....

Updated date: Tuesday, March 4, 2014 - 12:55

Grammar is very important.

I know there is probably some CEO of a major corporation who will read that statement and think, "Antonio, I donÂ’t remember a damn thing my 8th-grade English teacher tried to teach me about grammar, and my salary is 50 times larger than hers." I would imagine President Bush doesnÂ’t remember much about grammar either. It is rumored that George W. was AWOL...

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