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Updated date: Tuesday, May 12, 2015 - 12:06

Maybe it’s because I am “husky,” maybe it’s because my blood pressure is insanely close to stroke level, but I don’t remember the last time I was cold. Actually, I am almost always hot, or at least very warm to the touch. Conversely, my girlfriend is always freezing. Oftentimes, I think she may be dead, with the corpselike hands and feet she always insists on touching me with...

Duncanville, Texas

Updated date: Tuesday, May 12, 2015 - 12:06

Duncanville, Texas, which proclaims itself "The Perfect Blend of Family, Community and Business," is a city of 36,000 just southwest of Dallas. While it has about 50 places of worship, it does not have a single, registered, sexually-oriented business. It does, however, feature a late–’70s, split-level home on Cedar Ridge Drive owned by a couple of swingers.Since 2004, Jim Trulock and Julie...

New Year’s Revolution

Updated date: Tuesday, May 12, 2015 - 12:06

It’s the New Year, and everyone has resolutions. I swear that I will lose the weight I gained this fall, quit throwing pennies at homeless people, and try to control my smart-ass mouth when I talk to random people in the street. But since we all break our resolutions, I made one revolution: to get more involved in the mind-numbing crap that is going on in my own hometown. So...

2007: The Year in Review: Part Two

Updated date: Tuesday, May 12, 2015 - 12:06

2007 was a year when America faced the difficult and serious issue of global warming and took gutsy measures to insure that our children and our children’s children would be spared the catastrophic consequences of…viewing someone else’s half-exposed buttocks. What I’m referring to, of course, is the action taken by towns across America to ban baggy pants. Many concerned readers have...

The Writing on the Wall

Updated date: Tuesday, May 12, 2015 - 12:06

Have you taken a close look at the writing on the wall of your favorite watering hole lately? No, seriously, think about this for a second. YouÂ’re only in there for a few minutes, doing, you know, whatever it is you do in the bathroom at the bar (pee, blow, whatever), and all around you are some of the most ridiculous inscriptions you will ever encounter.I went back home to North Carolina...